Sunday, 10 November 2013

KALEIDOSCOPE EP 1: Thorns and Roses

"Nna mhen! The container I have been waiting for" jude exclaimed excitedly as he flexed his muscles in the white vest.
"Omo! She gather o" tade chipped in as they all gazed at the coke-bottle-bodied girl dat was walking towards their direction.
"This one no fit gree you, I fit bet say she get bobo" odion, the black edo boy with dimples said.
"Oga,leave that one" jude did ten quick push-ups by d fence "watch and learn" he mouthed and walked towards the girl in his most gentlemanly manner.
"Hi.am jude,and you are...?"He asked as he looked at her from head to toe.front...(Check),back...(Check),face...
"I can't remember asking for your name..."
The other guys burst into laughter and made catcalls.he didn't even realise they had reached the fence where the guys sat.
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"Book he no know,girl,he no fit!" Lolu said and they had another fit of laughter.
"Ehen...guy,how far that babe u meet for sparkles bar?" Tade asked and a hush suddenly fell on the group. 'wu!!!' wouldn't want to hear juicy tales and escapades of Lolu.
"Ha..."He smiled with a distant look on his handsome features"...if I tell u say I no carry the babe reach house nko?"
"Ehnn?!she turn mammy-water for road?"The quiet ope asked,even he was amazed.
"Even if she turn to masquerade,he go still carry am reach house"odion said
Lolu punched odion "you no well!"
"Wetin con appen?" Tade asked anxiously as odion rubbed his arm and winced in pain.
Lolu pushed both his hands into his chinos short pockets "you suppose know me...I be correct sharp guy wey no dey dull..."
"Wetin appen?!" Tade shouted loosing his patience
"Na my corolla do dat work o" he shrugged
Their mouths hung open except odion's
"We know say na corolla you drive na,which one come be story??"
They seemed to be ignorant of what odion said
"You don craze!" Tade recovered first and slapped his head "shey na inside booth or on top steering?!"
Odion started saying something and ope shoved a piece of bread in his mouth
"Na serious gbege that night o,she don high! She con dey distract me...I con think say make we no get accident,I enter one complex and I park..."
"Hitman!" Tade screamed
"Maybe she get another customer wey she wan go jam" odion reasoned, the bread long swallowed.
"The thing wey funny pass be say,she forget her belt,I wan con call am o say make she come collect am but I no know her name..."
"u should av just wrapped it up and keep it as a valentine gift for kitan... no sweat bro!" Tade teased.
lolu scowled and locked tade's shirt at his neck "dont you ever! i mean ever! mention her name in this kinda shitty talk!" lolu shouted angrily as others tried to calm him down.
Odion and ope shook their heads(the kinds that meant...aye ma nika o)
Just then ope sighted lolu's girlfriend "ur chick dey come"
He jumped down instantly and went to meet her
"Babes,how far?you didn't tell me you are coming"
"Do I have to?"Kitan asked after throwing him a glance and started walking to the door of his room.she mumbled greetings that were barely audible to his friends.
Lolu made a sign to his friends and hurried to keep up with kitan's pace.


 Guys still sitting on the dilapidated fence continued with their chatter.
'Abi soosi deeper life lo n lo ni' the group of happy-go-lucky-guys chanted the words from a familiar song and burst out laughing.
"Familiar...yes.familiar" even her couldn't deny the fact that the secular song was the 2nd national anthem hence every radio station in town take turns to play it intermittently. She thought and sighed.
She adjusted her scarf with one hand and grasped at her bible wit d other. (If the leather was flesh,her fingernails would have dug into it)
Esther dashed into her room, her pleated skirt billowing behind her.
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Susan placed her ear against the door.'Just to be sure' she convinced herself.she detested knockin at a door with an occupant in it and receiving no answer. It was like a man holding a ring and kneeling in front of a woman with cameras flashing and thousands of witnesses, only to be given a cold shoulder.
She entered after she heard a 'come in' .
"Wassup,ki lo n sele?" She asked as her eyes scanned the room hoping to catch a glimpse of esther's assignment.
"If my assignment is what u're looking for, its not completed and if its food,as u can see..." She pointed at the squeaky clean kitchen with no pots in sight "I avn't cooked" Esther replied with a knowing look
"Haha" susan's attempt at laughter came out as a dry croak "no now...I came to say hi"
"Oh.ok.hi" Esther replied sarcastically and directed her gaze to her slightly open door.
"Err..." As if getting the message she stood up."How come u haven't finished, we are submitting 8am tomorrow morning"
"I would just pull an all-nighter and get it done with" she shrugged "I had to go to prayer meeting"
Susan looked at her admiringly "I wish I was a teeny-bit as good as you...look at you! Ignoring all the mockery and not dying." She sighed.
"Only if mouths and tongues were guns and bullets"
Susan laughed and held the door wide open.
"Errm...when you want to continue..." In times like this, you have to swallow your pride, deflate your ego and beg! "...your assignment, call me" she finally mumbled and jumped out to hide her shame “Well, I could go for a plan B Sheila! She’s so sweet she would gimme hers”
Esther turned the key lock, yanked her scarf from her head and pulled up her mattress to remove the 'adult' magazine from underneath it.
'Good girl indeed' was her last thought before she started ...



Written by: Priscilla Oyinlola 


                       XoXo..... <3
                         Debby....


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XoXo <3 ....Debby