Sunday, 1 December 2013

KALEIDOSCOPE EP 8: BOILER


You girls havent heard? Dami barged the door open
Really, you're going to spoil my door?  Lola yelled from the corner of the room
wetin dey do you! she reciprocated with  a loud squeal well…” she brought her voice back down a notch.
“…well Mr Bisoyes new toyota corolla had an accident Dami whispered dropping her Jimmy Choo classy bag while bending to take her seat on the bed.
What hope he died? Lola said relentless pulling her favourite device near-her laptop
ahan ahan! Evil people April said shrewdly.
It wasnt a car accident as in car accident Dami tried explaining
Tchewww then what was it? Lola said with her eyes filled with curiosity.
ok, it was just a student.. He actually asked him to go get him food at the school mart she said gesticulating. The guy bumped the mans car probably looking at bums, Dami snickered.
Thats all? April asked gutted, the whole gist seemed short.
 Removing her chiffon shirt and her leopard skin skirt she responded thats all…”
Thats not an accident and its not a gist! Lola deprecated.
At least its something, rushing down to the bathroom almost naked.. I've not seen Sheila today.. How is she? She asked has she took her seat on the toilet sit.
ewww are you popping?... its not good to talk in the bathroom," April said.
Shut up…” she snapped. Thats not what I asked you...
Shes fine Might still be in school, just stop talking April answered leaning over her knee and folded her arm staring at the massive textbook she had in front of her as a camouflage.
Dami came out of the bathroom.
“…probably went for one of her secret missions, she suggested.
Damn! that girl is just toooo secretive April jumped in
So has she told you girls anything? Dami said with all doubts squeezing her mouth.
hahah if I hear...say she tell us. April busted out laughing.
durh…” Dami stuck out her tongue while she tried pulling up to her waist her favorite skinny jean
where are you going babe? Lola asked
Dami pulled a top from the clothe hanger, squeezed it on.
Customer dey wait for me..  She answered quickly
Customer as in customer? April teased
Hey!  thats my top!! Lola said looking up from her laptop.
Babe chill now I cant start going through my bag now for a top…” she said putting up her innocent face while Lola nodded in agreement, would be back soon just going down the bridge side. She squeezed her legs in her flat shoe and grabbed her Maxi bag containing her goods...
You going to sell? April questioned
obviously, what do you think I was referring to when I said customer? She shook her head in pity.“… some girls ordered some Dorothy Perkins gowns and  rompers these are my last anyways she elucidated, pulling her make up bag closer.
April went into the kitchen while Lola took time in checking her wardrobe for her clothes, she came out of the kitchen  with a plate and spoon...
you girls are wicked, you didnt tell me you cooked... Dami said with her bag strapped on her shoulder, she rushed towards her to see what was inside.
oya eat it now eat!!! April pushed the empty plate to her face.
Abegi…” waving her off, she took few steps back noticing the garri and groundnut wraps on the table accompanied with a tin of milk and Milo.
omo! see life!.. she teased, picking up one of the groundnuts stealthily. While April solemnly dished herself some 'cereal' like she calls it.
bye girls... she rushed out.
wa ta o Lola said in her language, standing up from her bed.. she helped April get a bottle of cold water from the fridge.
No scroungers please! Girls are in need of money…” April yelled loud enough for Dami to hear them. Stirring the bowl of Garri and its subordinates,
“…badly, I dey tell you. Lola supported opening the bottle of water
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"Guy pour something joh, abi u wan go hide d rest for under ur bed?" Ope asked as he held out his cup impatiently for more André.
"Take-away for the rainy days!" Odion added smiling and exposing his cute dimples.
"See person wey dey talk, no be 'oshomo,' 'sungbalaja,' 'koboko' and co...with you and your papa dey shack for house?" Tade tackled ope and they all burst into laughter.
"Na wetin arsenal fans dey drink be that, na dem dey carry last!" Lolu chipped in as he continued brushing his hair, a task that he had been doing meticulously for a while now.
"U be mad man, for which century u dey, u no know say na arsenal dey top EPL table now? shoo?!...wait sef! Wetin be ur club again?" Ope, the usually quiet one rattled on under the influence of the alcohol; it had a way of loosening his 'tied-up' tongue.
"The one and only reputable agbero club in the whole world! twale!!" Odion shouted sarcastically and ope exploded into an alcohol-induced laughter.
"E don tey wey u don dey mash ur brain for ground...who knows, mayb u woke up on the wrong side of your bed and now u're thinking with the wrong side of your brain" lolu hissed
"Leave am! Na back of TV hin dey always watch...e no sabi anytin" tade who's also a chelsea fan retorted and removed his shirt because it was starting to feel sticky.
"Abegi, put your money where your mouth is" odion rolled his eyes
"Thats your girlfriend's line, dont use it on me" lolu answered.
Jude who had been exceptionally quiet all morning tapping away on the noisy keypads of his bold6 spoke up
"Una just dey shout dey make noise since morning, person no fit get siesta again?! Na on top people wey don make am una wan kill una self!"
"Hey...calm down bruh, no be we send you make u follow dead body enter grave" lolu spat back. Jude hissed and returned to attacking his keypads without mercy.
"Dat babe sef get coma! Na hin put my bros Jay for this kain ghost mode.chei! No be only touch u touch am?!" ope hissed
"We don lazy o, aswear! E be like say we don run out of game" odion sighed.
"U and wu? me I still dey kampe, no girl fit try nonsense. If I don like u na final...u must to gree!" Tade bragged self-confidently.
"If I hear am!" Odion exclaimed "oga go shit joh!!"
Tade started acting frantic, "oya! I don serious sef, name anyone"
Lolu tapped his head in thought
"That church girl, Esther! " Odion jumped up and smiled mischieviously.
They all made cat calls and funny sounds
"What will u do? Bulldoze your way in between her legs? ...hahaha" Odion asked giving Lolu and Ope high-fives.
"That road block odikwa serious" Jude added with amusement, "if na juju or abracadabra you do and you do am, I go drop clean 25bay"
"In short, I go release my iphone5! Who you be?!"Odion blurted out and relaxed in his chair.
Lolu stood up and pushed his hands in his shorts that were already halfway to his knees. "My guy, I no say u no fit but as encouragement, I will do anything you ask me to if you get her"
Jude was smiling already "odeh!...how you wan take do am, na kiri-kiri for hell-fire u go land last last!" They guffawed.
Tade blew himself with his already taken-off shirt and thought for a while as the ranting continued "1 week, deal!" He stood up and walked out of the room shirtless.
  .... to be continued

Written by:  Debby Oni 
                   Priscilla Oyinlola


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                         XoXo..... <3
                          Debby...

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XoXo <3 ....Debby