“You
girls haven’t
heard?”
Dami barged the door open
“Really, you're going to spoil my door?” Lola yelled from the corner of the room
“wetin dey do you!” she reciprocated with a
loud squeal “well…” she brought her voice back down a notch.
“…well Mr Bisoye’s new toyota corolla had an accident” Dami whispered dropping her Jimmy
Choo classy bag while bending to take her seat on the bed.
“What… hope he died?” Lola said relentless pulling her favourite device near-her laptop
“ahan ahan! Evil people” April said shrewdly.
“It wasn’t a car accident… as in car accident” Dami tried explaining
“Tchewww… then what was it?” Lola said with her eyes filled with curiosity.
“ok, it was just a student.. He actually asked him to go get him
food at the school mart” she said gesticulating. “The guy bumped the man’s car probably
looking at bums,” Dami snickered.
“That’s all?” April asked gutted, the whole gist seemed short.
Removing her chiffon shirt and her leopard
skin skirt she responded “that’s all…”
“That’s not an accident… and it’s not a gist!” Lola deprecated.
“At least it’s something,” rushing down to the bathroom almost naked.. “I've not seen
Sheila today.. How is she?” She asked has she took her seat on the toilet sit.
“ewww are you popping?... it’s not good to talk in the
bathroom," April said.
“Shut up…” she snapped. That’s not what I asked you...
“She’s fine…
Might still be in school, just stop talking”
April answered leaning over her knee and folded her arm staring at the massive
textbook she had in front of her as a camouflage.
Dami came out of the bathroom.
“…probably went for one of her secret missions,” she suggested.
“Damn!
that girl is just toooo secretive”
April jumped in
“So
has she told you girls anything?”
Dami said with all doubts squeezing her mouth.
“hahah if I hear...say she tell us.” April busted out laughing.
“durh…” Dami stuck out her tongue while she tried
pulling up to her waist her favorite skinny jean
“where
are you going babe?”
Lola asked
Dami pulled a top from the clothe
hanger, squeezed it on.
“Customer dey wait for me..”
She answered quickly
“Customer
as in… customer?” April teased
“Hey! that’s my top!!” Lola said
looking up from her laptop.
“Babe chill now… I can’t start going through my bag now for a top…” she said putting
up her innocent face while Lola nodded in agreement, “would be back
soon just going down the bridge side.” She squeezed her legs in her flat
shoe and grabbed her Maxi bag containing her goods...
“You
going to sell?”
April questioned
“obviously, what do you think I was referring to when I said
customer?” She shook her head in pity.“… some girls ordered some Dorothy
Perkins gowns and rompers… these are my
last anyways “ she elucidated, pulling her make up bag closer.
April went into the kitchen while
Lola took time in checking her wardrobe for her clothes, she came out of the
kitchen with a plate and spoon...
“ you girls are wicked, you didn’t tell me you cooked...” Dami said with
her bag strapped on her shoulder, she rushed towards her to see what was
inside.
“oya
eat it now…
eat!!!”
April pushed the empty plate to her face.
“Abegi…” waving her off, she took few steps back
noticing the garri and groundnut wraps on the table accompanied with a tin of
milk and Milo.
“omo! see life!..” she teased, picking up one of the groundnuts stealthily. While
April solemnly dished herself some 'cereal' like she calls it.
“bye girls...” she rushed out.
“wa
ta o” Lola said in her language,
standing up from her bed.. she helped April get a bottle of cold water from the
fridge.
“No scroungers please! Girls are in need of money…” April yelled
loud enough for Dami to hear them. Stirring the bowl of Garri and its
subordinates,
“…badly,
I dey tell you.”
Lola supported opening the bottle of water
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"Guy pour something joh, abi u wan go hide
d rest for under ur bed?" Ope asked as he held out his cup impatiently for
more André.
"Take-away for the rainy
days!" Odion added smiling and exposing his cute dimples.
"See person wey dey talk, no
be 'oshomo,' 'sungbalaja,' 'koboko' and co...with you and your papa dey shack
for house?" Tade tackled ope and they all burst into laughter.
"Na wetin arsenal fans dey
drink be that, na dem dey carry last!" Lolu chipped in as he continued
brushing his hair, a task that he had been doing meticulously for a while now.
"U be mad man, for which
century u dey, u no know say na arsenal dey top EPL table now? shoo?!...wait
sef! Wetin be ur club again?" Ope, the usually quiet one rattled on under
the influence of the alcohol; it had a way of loosening his 'tied-up' tongue.
"The one and only reputable
agbero club in the whole world! twale!!" Odion shouted sarcastically and
ope exploded into an alcohol-induced laughter.
"E don tey wey u don dey mash ur brain for
ground...who knows, mayb u woke up on the wrong side of your bed and now u're
thinking with the wrong side of your brain" lolu hissed
"Leave am! Na back of TV hin
dey always watch...e no sabi anytin" tade who's also a chelsea fan
retorted and removed his shirt because it was starting to feel sticky.
"Abegi, put your money where
your mouth is" odion rolled his eyes
"That’s your
girlfriend's line, don’t use it on me" lolu answered.
Jude who had been exceptionally quiet all
morning tapping away on the noisy keypads of his bold6 spoke up
"Una just dey shout dey make
noise since morning, person no fit get siesta again?! Na on top people wey don
make am una wan kill una self!"
"Hey...calm down bruh, no be
we send you make u follow dead body enter grave" lolu spat back. Jude
hissed and returned to attacking his keypads without mercy.
"Dat babe sef get coma! Na hin
put my bros Jay for this kain ghost mode.chei! No be only touch u touch
am?!" ope hissed
"We don lazy o, aswear! E be
like say we don run out of game" odion sighed.
"U and wu? me I still dey
kampe, no girl fit try nonsense. If I don like u na final...u must to
gree!" Tade bragged self-confidently.
"If I hear am!" Odion exclaimed
"oga go shit joh!!"
Tade started acting frantic,
"oya! I don serious sef, name anyone"
Lolu tapped his head in thought
"That church girl, Esther!
" Odion jumped up and smiled mischieviously.
They all made cat calls and funny sounds
"What will u do? Bulldoze your
way in between her legs? ...hahaha" Odion asked giving Lolu and Ope
high-fives.
"That road block odikwa
serious" Jude added with amusement, "if na juju or abracadabra you do
and you do am, I go drop clean 25bay"
"In short, I go release my
iphone5! Who you be?!"Odion blurted out and relaxed in his chair.
Lolu stood up and pushed his hands in his
shorts that were already halfway to his knees. "My guy, I no say u no fit
but as encouragement, I will do anything you ask me to if you get her"
Jude was smiling already
"odeh!...how you wan take do am, na kiri-kiri for hell-fire u go land last
last!" They guffawed.
Tade blew himself with his already
taken-off shirt and thought for a while as the ranting continued "1 week,
deal!" He stood up and walked out of the room shirtless.
.... to be continued
Written by: Debby Oni
Priscilla Oyinlola
(.. also stay tuned for new episodes, thanx)
your comments would be appreciated...
XoXo..... <3
Debby...
Can't w8 for d nxt episode.....
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